Best Jokes collection before April fool day 2017

Best Jokes collection before April fool day 2017

1 April is coming. And we enjoy this day as April Fool Day 2017. April fool day 2017 is enjoying by us by making some foolish activities with our friends and other related members. April Fool day 2017 is a symbol of enjoying and laughing.

Best Jokes collection
Best Jokes collection




Jokes are the best way to enjoy with our friends. at April Fool Day 2017 jokes can play a good job to make humour with our friends. But you will require a collection of best jokes before April Fool Day 2015. So There is some best Jokes collection before April Fool Day 2017.

Best Jokes collection before April fool day 2017

1. Saas ki Peetai

 Naukrani (Malkin Se) :- Malkin ap ki Saas ko pados ki 3 Ladies milkar peet rahi hai.
( Malkin naukrani ke sath balcony me aakar Tamasha dekhne lagi)

Naukrani (Malkin Se) ;- Aap madad nahi karengi.

Malkin :- Nahi, Uske liye 3 hi kaafi hai.


2. Pakistaniyo ka hamla 

Ek pakistani ladke ne ek american school mai admission liya.
Teacher :- Tumhara Name kya hai.
Ladka :- Ahamad 
Teacher :- Kyonki tum ab america me ho isliye tumahara name John hai.

Ghar par jane ke baad ladke ki maa ladke se ;- Tumhara pahla din kaisa raha ahmad.
Ladka :- ab mai america mai hu isliye mera name ab John hai.

Ye sunkar uske Mata- Pita ne usko peet diya jis-se jagah jagah sujan aa gayi.

Agle din School mai Teacher:- John ye chot ke Nishan or sujan kaisi.

Ladka :- Sir, Mere american banne ke kuch der baad hi do Pakistani People ne mujh par hamla kar diya.

3. Car mai Bheekh
Bhikhari (Dusre Bhikhari Se ) :- Agar Teri 5 Lakh ki lottery lag jaye to tu kya karega.

Dusra Bhikhari :- Mai Ek car kharidunga.

Pahla Bhikhari :- Car hi kyon Kharidega ?

Dusra Bhakhari :- Fir car mai baithkar jyada Door tak ke Area mai Bheekh Mangenge.

4. Lakho Rupay Atak Gaye

Bhikhari :- Babuji ek rupaiya de do.

Babuji :- Aj nahi hai kal lena.

Bhikhari :- Is kal hi kal ke chakkar mai is sahar mai mere lakho rupaiye atak gaye hai.

5. Bahar ki Chize mat khana

Priyanshu ek Samose ke aalu ko kha raha tha or Bahar ke hisse ko fenk raha tha.

Ayush :- Tu bahar ke hisse ko fenk kyu raha hai. 

Priyanshu :- Mujhe doctor ne bahar ka khane ko mana kiya hai.

6. Impossible word

Nepolian :- Meri dictonary mai Impossible Sabd nahi hai.

Manmohan :- to sale pahle hi dekhkar leta na ki sare word hai ya nahi .. aaj ke baad dhyan rakhna.

7. Bhai jaldi kar

Ek bar Bodu or Uski Moti biwi Yodu ne ne ek chor ko pakda.

Yodu chor ko ulta litakar uske upat baith gayi or Bodu se bolti hai jaldi se police ko bulakar lao.

5 minutes baad bhi Bodu ghar ke bahar hi tahlta raha to Yodu ne pucha kya kar rahe ho jaldi jao 

Bodu ;- Are mujhe meri chappal nahi mil rahi hai.

 Tabhi chor jor se bolta hai bhai Meri Chappal pahan ja par jaldi kar.

8. Truck ke niche 

Bahu :- Maji wo abhi tak nahi aaye kahi koi ladki wadki ka chakkar to nahi hai.
Maji :- Are kalmuhi tu to hamesha hi galat sochti hai Ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki bechara kisi truck ke niche aa gya ho.

9. Virat ka Shot

Anushka Sharma:- Ye kaisa bekar shot tha,

Virat :- Mai naya Shot Sikhne ki kosis kar raha tha.

Anushka Sharma ;- Kaha se

Virat :- IIN se.

10. Risto mai Khatash

Suna hai arvind kejriwal or yogendra yadav ke riston mai itni khatash aa gayi hai ki dono ne nimbu ka prayog bilkul band kar diya hai.

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